The problem for Huckabee, and the Republican party, is that Huckabee cited differences like “the sanctity of life” and same-sex marriage, which when combined with his views on science and religion shows that what he has to offer is an affirmative vote for the Middle Ages.
Found on DailyKos 

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Anytime someone is elected president in the United States, they must ask permission from Chuck Norris to live in the White House. The reason for this is because Chuck Norris had won every Federal, State, and Local election since 1777. He just allows others to run the country in his place.

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Mitt Romney looks like a corpse.
Via sarahhepola.com

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“Giuliani: Humping 9/11 Since 9/12″
Update thanks to Tim:

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